Internet access

Incidentally, the reason I haven't been updating is that I have no computer that can type in Cyrillic. At least, my computer does, but it's not currently hooked up to the internet. So a humble apology goes out to the millions of eager readers I know must be waiting on the edges of your seats to see what ungrammatical garbage I next spew up in stead of Russian. You'll just have to wait a little longer.